i want to get pregnant and have a baby RIGHT NOW…!?
Friday, February 26th, 2010 at
5:01 am
i just woke up and thought i want to be a mommy so how do i get pregnant and have my baby by 7:42
Filed under: How To Get Pregnant
Like this post? Subscribe to my RSS feed and get loads more!


*unbuttons pants*
*pulls down pants*
I’m ready.
ask a stranger to breed you.. and remember the penis goes in the vagina thats all you need to know
Buy the sims 3 and have your little sim get knocked up…
We already have enough teen moms living off of welfare right now, think about the consequences before you do something stupid.
WAAAAAAAAAAAA~ HAHAHAAHAHAAH
now this made my DAY
by chilling the fxck out and quit dreaming.
(:
Too bad nobody wants to do you lol
you have to let him stick it in your vagina. Make sure he doesn’t have a job or a car though. They make the best dads!!!!!!!
That ain’t gonna happen
That’s impossible.
….it’s a good thing you aren’t an elephant, they can be pregnant for a few years.
Silly little slapper
you can pregnant just by sitting on a toilet
well there is this guy that does get paid for donating sperm lol, mite wanna hit em up lol
adoption? may take like all day but still. . . .